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Dear police.
I am writing to you to confess to the heinous crime of having written fiction in which imaginary characters commit and befall many actions of a perverse, obscene and illegal nature.
I remit myself to your custody and your justice for these many gruesome acts of illegal pretend committed against innocent characters.
Not!
Catch me if you can, coppers!
Signed,
A writer
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