BlackHeart Biohazards

Hi, anon with the sorta proship mom again, I just remembered a funny story.So when I was in highschool, my parents cancelled the cable because they were charging too much for so little(that also meant no internet so that made it difficult for other forms of entertainment and school). So how did we all entertain ourselves? Went to our local library and checked out whatever books and DVDs we wanted. For me, I checked out as much anime as I wanted and even requested some to be added to the catalog. One of those DVDs was Ouran Highschool Host Club, and I would sometimes watch it either in the living room or my room. One night I was watching it in the living room and it got to the scene where Kyoya was shirtless and Haruhi was in the same room(to those who seen this series, you know which part I’m talking about). My parents came home from the store and saw it and assumed I was watching two characters having sex…yes they thought I was watching porn out in the open in the living room where everyone could see. Side note, kinda funny how they assumed that with OHSHC, yet never caught me watching Black Lagoon pre-recorded on the DVR(when we had cable)during the day. And had one episode where the Russian mob lady was watching through in house porn to find a guy and Revy said out loud, with audible fucking in the background, “Woah, is she taking it in the ass?”In the end though, my mom didn’t stop me from picking my own series to watch. But after awkwardly explaining what was really happening in that scene, she decided she was gonna pick some out for me that would be “age appropriate.” So what series did she pick out for me? An old 90s series called Blue Gender and my god, is it shit. But it being bad isn’t what’s funny here, no. You see, she made this decision because she still wanted to make sure I was watching something age appropriate, but didn’t think to watch it herself first. Because in the very first episode, one of the characters started groping the other who was just reading out codes or some shit…and it escalated to everyone fucking each other(yes on screen sex but in a sorta soft core porn kinda way you’d see on HBO shows)almost every episode. Like my god there was an episode where everyone on a space station were having two separate orgies. I can’t even explain the plot to you here because the series was literally 30% convoluted bullshit and 70% fucking.I ended up watching the whole series(which also came with a movie that just summaries the whole series in a little over an hour)because I had nothing to watch until my next trip to the library and told my mom what was in it and she was shocked. She wasn’t pissed at me, she just went “Oh shit! I’m sorry!” After that, she never tried to find me any anime age appropriate for me ever again. But the worst part of it all, they teased me with some age gap action and didn’t even do it! Lame(jk but I think my weird ass would’ve enjoyed it a bit more if they did).Moral of the story, my parents learned the hard way that I was smart enough as a minor to know what I was supposed to look(and that I wasn’t stupid enough to watch porn out in the open)…and then I watched Boku No Pico only because I didn’t understand the meme and thought I was about to watch something along the lines of Teen Titans GO! but as anime. Only for it to be my first hentai…the 2010s we’re a trying time.