Imagine making a life sized doll of your darling F/O.

You spend lots of time getting the features of the doll just right, comparing the face to pictures of your F/O that you took in secret.

You make sure the measurements are just right too.

And finally when it’s time to dress the doll, and you sneak into your F/Os house to get some of their clothes. After all you have to get it just right.

Of course, since you’re there, you might as well make a good comparison.

So you bring the doll to show your F/O. You’re sure they’ll love it.