phoenixyfriend:

phoenixyfriend:

Hey I just need you all to be really honest with me.

Because American mayonnaise is an outlier among mayo on account of being made with significantly more sugar, and I have opinions on that.

Pick One:

I like savory mayonnaise (e.g. German, Japanese, Slavic), but not sweet

I don’t like mayonnaise, and have only tried American (sweet) mayonnaise

I don’t like mayonnaise, and I have tried savory mayonnaise

I like American (sweet) mayonnaise, but haven’t tried savory

I don’t use/haven’t tried mayonnaise; it’s not an available condiment where I am

I like both kinds of mayonnaise

I am greatly oversimplying (for insurance, I’m not touching on American Southern mayo having apple cider vinegar), but please just stick to the above options, because…

Honestly, I want to see if “Americans who virulently hate mayo have usually only ever had disgusting sweet mayo” is right.

FOR INSTANCE

I MEANT FOR INSTANCE