weirdstrangeandawful:

jordanstrophe:

Whumpee: “The doctors are horrible. They’re mean to me.”

Caretaker: “Whumpee they’re saving your life.”

Whumpee “Well they could save my life a little nicer.”

TW: medical

Oooh I like this. Especially if the doctors are doing some actually sketchy shit that Caretaker doesn’t get to see because it happens in surgery. Sure they may be saving your life but they sure as hell can still fuck it up.