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new chess rules:
-the queens cannot kill eachother because they are lesbians having an affair
-you have to pick two pieces to be secretly in love and they cant kill eachother either
-you have to make horse noises whenever you move the knight
-the pawns have a union and if you sacrifice too many of them they will revolt
-you have to have gay sex when youre done playing
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