the-bar-sinister:

They have zero on screen chemistry and I don’t understand why people ship them together.

Like genuinely, genuinely. It’s not ‘oh I hate this pairing’– it’s just like, but why though?

Plus every piece of art of the ship I see is wildly out of character.

The way I see the characters, the ship to me would have to be a series of aggressive alcoholic barfights that lead to one night stands, interspersed with months of refusing to speak to one another and each trash talking the other person to all their increasingly concerned and annoyed friends.

ask game link

With apologies to my mutual who literally *just* reblogged Chreon art XD <3 I don’t have to understand your ship for you to enjoy it, and I’m glad you do.