im-a-pro-at-shipping:

im-a-problem-shipper:

I remember πŸ˜”πŸ₯Ί I read so many weird comics XD

Anyway I totally have some hcs, some are, mildly spicy but I won’t go into details (unless I get another ask lol)!

  • Enemies to Ememies, but they fuck now.
  • It’s not that they hate each other, they actually see each other as true intellectual rivals, but they definitely don’t like each other
  • Zim likes to comment about how inferior human biology is, often while grabbing Dib’s ears or hair
  • Zim still wants to destroy earth, but he wants to keep Dib, as a pet or something, a souvenir
  • Dib hates that Zim is low key really fascinating. Like he’s so obnoxious, but listening to him monologue actually has lead to Dib learning shit about life outside Earth & he hates it.
  • Zim, breaking into Dib’s house at 3am: Dib- Dib how could you not tell me your human numbers use a system of 10 because you have 10 fingers!!!????
  • Dib: ??????? Get out of my house Zim- it’s 3am!
  • Zim: But your fingers!!! *gets whacked in the face with a pillow*
  • Dib has sketchbooks & notebooks filled with information about Irken technology & biology, including drawings of Zim nude. He would never admit to this in a billion years. & if he did, it’s for science-
  • They argue, a lot, but actually like talking to each other
  • They have sleepovers, no they will not admit to this
  • They flirt, but it sounds like they want to dissect each other. Which, given, they do.

:3 here! I hope you like them ^-^

Obsessed with this, actually.