the-bar-sinister:

you know how sometimes when you’re exhausted and feeling fucked up the best thing is just laying completely flat on the floor?

I’m imagining Crocodile doing that, but specifically just dissolving into a heap of sand.

“What am I willing to put up with today? Not fucking this.” *dissolves into a heap of sand and just lays there*

#you walk into his office and see a mini sand dune and immediately walk because today is not the day you want to die