kawaii-pigeon:

dead-pidove-do-not-eat:

I’m so glad immortal beings aren’t real because if I found one, you bet ur ass I would immediately try to fuck them and then ask about history.

Then twitter would have a fucking field day discoursing abt it, being like “they’re like… 300 years old…”

Listen. An old man i physically cant fuck to death/give a heart attack to?

Bitches can suck my toes im GETTING sharp toothed peepaw

Immediately and without hesitation!!