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I’m so glad immortal beings aren’t real because if I found one, you bet ur ass I would immediately try to fuck them and then ask about history.
Then twitter would have a fucking field day discoursing abt it, being like “they’re like… 300 years old…”
Listen. An old man i physically cant fuck to death/give a heart attack to?
Bitches can suck my toes im GETTING sharp toothed peepaw
Immediately and without hesitation!!
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