My darkfic is critical and pure, and your darkfic is horny and evil!
How do I tell the difference? Simple, evil people call themselves proship!! 🤡🤡🤡
I am literally BEGGING these fucking fancops to tell me what the ACTUAL problem is with fictional minor x adult ships (assuming what they mean is not like, a 17 y/o with an 18 y/o, which would be another whole layer of fucking stupid) like, who are you afraid is going to get hurt? The characters? Anyone reading can just click off, and anyone who would actually think child grooming is totally okay because of fiction is too young to use the internet unsupervised. “The characters didn’t consent” did they fucking consent to be put in a torture plot meant to teach a moral lesson to an unseen audience??? Ideas can’t fucking consent, nor do they need to!!! The anti cult is a fucking joke.
you’ve probably seen the jokes about how archie andrews from riverdale went to war, but the producers refuse to say what war it was
but i’m here to tell you that the reliality is stranger than you could possibly imagine unless you watch the show
this is archie’s dress uniform
(the tepia overlay is present every time he wears it, i have not altered the shot at all)
this is archie and his buddy in the trenches, in their combat uniforms
yes I said trenches. that screenshot is from a flashback archie has to a member of his platoon loosing a leg to enemy shells in no-man’s land. (he specifically calls it no-man’s land)
Okay, so it’s WWI. That’s deeply weird, given Riverdale takes place in more or less the present day (there’s a weird amount of old-timey tech, but everyone also has iphones and laptops, so we can assume the old tech is people being retro), but it’s at least an answer
but it gets weirder.
because we know what country archie was fighting in. his deployment was in uzbekistan.
now despite it being called a world war, not every country was involved in the first world war. uzbekistan did not fight on either side.
because the country didn’t formally exist until 1991
so in whatever parrallel universe riverdale takes place in, new york and the town of riverdale exist essentially in the present day, the soviet union has fallen, but former soviet union countries are still fighting a war which should have ended more than 100 years ago.
so that’s bonkers, but i’m not done
in the episode in which archie decides to join the army, the school digs up a time-capsule from the 1940s and opens it. inside is a picture of four riverdale high students who were shipping out to the army the day after the time capsule was burried
the ghosts of these four WWII soldiers then appear to archie, convincing him that he should join up and fight
so to be clear, archie fought in the first world war, in a country which did not exist during the first world war, because he was told to by the ghosts of soldiers from the second world war, a war which could not have happened yet because the first world war is apparently still ongoing
and also it’s the present day and archie owns an iphone
