I only noticed it today, but… Antis never think that the characters are not stuck in time, people can just take and change them the way they want
so another time when I saw their favourite argument “but isn’t she a minor” I thought “but you can make her older??? because you can change her, age up character???”. but then I remembered that antis have NO LOGIC 🥴so whatever, that’s not work in their magic world.
i literally refuse to believe ted lasso is a real show it was made up by Big Hamilton to sell more Hamilton. i know that logically ted lasso existing doesn’t lead to the sale of more hamilton tickets. but ted lasso is a hamilton. To Me
literally what the fuck is ted lasso about. literally all i’ve ever seen people say about is that it’s Heartwarming and the Optimism We Need In This Cynical World. it could be about anything. it could be about the world’s first competitive chicken sexer. it could be a sudanese civil war mockumentary. i think its just 45 minutes of television static that gives people false memories like that one creepypasta. like its the TV equivalent of the thing in SUPERHOT where the in-game fictional version of SUPERHOT mindhacks anyone who talks about it into saying its the most innovative shooter they’ve played in years
people say they don’t understand adult bluey fans but at least i can tell you what bluey is about: its about a family of rectangular dogs being australian. literally who or what is ted lasso. ted lasso is an elaborate prank played on the rest of us by the Type Of Person Who Watches Ted Lasso. ted lasso is count olaf in disguise. ted lasso is a show they made up for 30 rock but they accidentally wrote that script using RL Stines magic typewriter that makes the things you type with it real and it came to life to haunt the waking world. i am issuing a reward for anyone who provides information that will lead to the arrest of ted lasso
even-more-pro-fiction-jellicle:
👈👆 This user is very firmly and unrepentantly anti-Hays Code
Just got called ‘Cloaca Commander’ so I guess new epithet just dropped!!!
I for one salute you, commander.
