BlackHeart Biohazards

1alonde:

1alonde:

i bet jade harley sends her friends the tuesday no problem dog every week

john: is like “haha, nice meme jade.” for the first month. then, aggravation sets in. there is truly such thing as too much of a good thing. enough with the motivational puppy. please. its ok! he gets it! its tuesday, no problem. well, you know what jade? this is the problem now. this dog is a terrible paradox, a lie waiting to happen. you’re playing god harley.

rose: responds with a thank you every week, which often turns into jade and her exchanging cute animal pictures for like an hour. she quietly references the meme to herself sometimes. “your finals will begin on tuesday,” her professor begins. “no problem.” rose mumbles to herself, and immediately glances around to ensure no one heard.

dave: derives inspiration from this routine meme delivery. ‘its TUESDAY YOU FAT NASTY TRASH’ is born.

Imagine your F/O leaning against the door frame and stopping you as you try to exit the room.

They smile at you, and grab you to pull you into a kiss.

anonyrant:

I’m gonna be honest, I dont know how shipping in fandom contributes to normalizing relationships..