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started dinner 🙏 lol

I love that nobody knows what time zone we’re in because of our bonkers 1950s tranq’d housewife schedule.

yes it is 11 am. Yes we have been up since 6.

Yes we are starting dinner now while our spoons are available so it will be ready when our partner gets home from work.

Do you put dinner in gelatin?

fuck I have not yet but I should make one and surprise our partner with it. 🤣🤣

Tonight we are having another staple american classic; meatloaf!

Please keep us posted if you actually do that, lol.

And hell yeah, love meatloaf.

If (when!) i do it I will liveblog it every step of the way. 😂

I absolutely love how much people fetishize the 1950s as this amazing time for stay at home moms, meanwhile these moms were taking absurd cocktails of tranquilizers and amphetamines just to cope with how stressed and overworked they were.

I will fetishize the 1950s aesthetic in fiction from here to next sunday but the doped up housewives are part of the appeal. 🤣

Give me the nasty, hidden underbelly of the american dream.

started dinner 🙏 lol

I love that nobody knows what time zone we’re in because of our bonkers 1950s tranq’d housewife schedule.

yes it is 11 am. Yes we have been up since 6.

Yes we are starting dinner now while our spoons are available so it will be ready when our partner gets home from work.