This is the type of film that the phrase âglorious technicolorâ was invented for – look at the richness of the colours!
To say nothing of a phrase that gets used in this house a bit too oftenâŠ
ok so this is The Court Jester with Danny Kaye and it is the best fucking movie i swear. Itâs a comedy musical robin hood parody thing about an incompetent moron and his extremely competent ass-kicking girlfriend taking down a tyrannical king and restoring the throne to the rightful heir
-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell itâs the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek
-the main characterâs only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up
-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis
-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true âwhatâ
-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on
-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker youâve never heard of
-seriously go watch it you wanât regret it
-Danny Kaye is the
funniest motherfucker
youâve never heard of
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
