I’m laughing my partner system is so sick of all this shit on tumblr they want to make a proship blog even though then don’t consider themselves proship 😂

by on February 13, 2023 at 3:24 pm
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“I’m not proship, but…”

This is all because antis/fancops have convinced everyone outside of the discourse that “proship” means “offending pedophile” or something similar. V_V

We hope your partner system does make a blog!

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At this point, we like coming in and telling weird stories from our system and partner (also a system,) so I hope you enjoy these. We were watching a video, and remembered when the Dudes ran the front for a bit. “Dudes” plural. Each Postal game’s Dude ended up as their own fictive. Our system had a Postal 1 Dude, and a Postal 2 Dude. Our partner system had a 2 Dude as well, but also a 3 Dude and a Redux Dude. I forget which dudes it was, but I’m 90% sure that for us it was Postal 1 Dude. 1D and one of our partner’s Dudes were (for some reason) next level desperate for nachos. Like, crying on the couch with insatiable desire for nachos. We didn’t have any real nacho chips though, and we didn’t exactly have cheese sauce laying around. Still, they decided that Lay’s salt and vinegar would have to do. When they were making the sauce, neither of them thought to look up how actual nacho cheese sauce is made. So they just chucked craft singles into a pan (like a skillet) with a bunch of milk and butter. 1D was stuck stirring, and the other Dude was chucking in cheese as seen fit. It was super watery at first, and they wasted a bunch of cheese trying to make it not-watery. Finally, they finished it, and they both devoured the chips. Nobody checked the expiration date on the milk though… Lol… They got themselves in some weird in-between with one end being “hey, do you also feel weirdly high” and the other end being “oh god why am I dizzy and a little nauseous?” They were fine in the end obviously, but here’s the kicker: THEY MADE MORE BEFORE FINALLY THINKING TO EVEN CHECK THE MILK DATE. Needless to say, we still chuckle a little over it.

by on February 13, 2023 at 3:24 pm
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You’re right, anon, that is a wild story! 🤣

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