Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there
I em Slavic, and this is 90% true
however, you got one thing wrong
Only snobs, hipsters, and fratboys drink foreign brands
Nonono this is a good cola. It’s the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, that’s its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.
dear mutuals whom are more linguisticlly creative than me, what the fuck would the cis male equivalent of sugartits be? sugar dick? I want to use more petnames, but I’m absolutely at a loss for ideas.
I just use sugartits on men anyway.
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with the state of the thriving men’s tits economy, that’s totally fair
