At some point it stops being woobification and starts being “I need this person to be emotionally taken care of and I don’t care who does it. Somebody, please ;-;”
when asked what they’d do with immortality most people talk about learning every language or collecting rare antiques but if we’re being totally honest? i would immediately do every drug imaginable
if it was guaranteed i wouldn’t die and my health wouldn’t deteriorate i would throw myself into heights of hedonism previously unknown. chugging 3 bottles of wine, lighting a cigarette, and taking a swan dive off a waterfall on a casual Tuesday afternoon
