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OTP Questions MASTERLIST

updated 18.01.22

1. Who’s the primary protector of the two?
2. Who sleeps in and who is the early bird?
3. Who is the least patient?
4. Which of the two listens to old music and which one is more into the newer stuff?
5. Who’s the first one to quit a new hobby because they’re not great at it on the first try?
6. Who holds a grudge the longest?
7. Who secretly knows all the lyrics to the other’s favorite songs but refuses to expose themselves?
8. Who’s more likely to cry about a plant dying?
9. Which of the two is the most outspoken?
10. Which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen?
11. Who’s the most eager to have kids?
12. Which of the two rolls their eyes the most often?
13. Who’s an open book and which one is more reserved?
14. Who gets the most invested in their hyperfixations?
15. Who’s into Eurovision?
16. Which one’s the first to help a stranger in need?
17. Who’s had the same pair of jeans for years and refuses to change them out?
18. Which of the two is the most gullible?
19. Which of the two acts bothered by the other one but secretly enjoys every second of it?
20. Who’s more likely to get into a bar fight?
21. Who’s the optimist and who’s the pessimist?
22. Who gets more easily embarrassed?
23. Which of the two would you rather team up with for a game of laser tag?
24. Who gets a little too invested in board games?
25. Which of the two is more likely to take care of the other’s elderly parents?
26. Which of the two is more likely to stand out in a crowd?
27. Who will be the one baking banana bread on a Sunday after a week of complete mayhem?
28. Who brings CapriSun to a frat party?
29. Who’s the designated driver?
30. Who sugarcoats and who shoots it straight?
31. Who insists they’re the best at everything and who lets them believe it?
32. Who’s the first to apologize?
33. Who takes on boring tasks around the house so the other person doesn’t have to do them?
34. Who’s the more skeptical of the two?
35. Who picks up languages faster?
36. Who’s better at dealing with emotional trauma?
37. Who’s more foulmouthed?
38. Who’s more in touch with internet culture? Alternatively, if they live in a world where the internet doesn’t exist, who would be more in touch with it if it did exist in their world?
39. Which of the two is more artistic?
40. Who’ll be the first to snap if someone makes a bad comment about the other person?
41. Who’s the most self-aware?
42. Who has the most self-control?
43. Which of the two would be more likely to make a family album with physical pictures?
44. Who would confess their love first?
45. Who gets most excited about holidays? e.g. Christmas
46. Who gets most intense during a fight?
47. Who’s the cheapest?
48. Who’d refuse to pay the others bail just to mess with them?
49. Who’s the most concerned about details and semantics and who doesn’t care at all?
50. Who invites the other to dance for the first time?
51. Who overthinks the most?
52. Who whines the most when they get sick?
53. Who’s the most ambitious?
54. Who’s the most likely to get stage fright?
55. Who’s the best cook?
56. Which of the two is the most competitive?
57. Who’s got the highest pain tolerance?
58. Who’s the most fashionable?
59. Who’s the most stubborn?
60. Who’s the most childish?
61. Who’s the best at throwing axes?
62. Who’s more likely to buy some stupid NFT just because it looks cool or cute?
63. Whose grammar is so bad it’s a miracle they graduated 5th grade?
64. Who starts gearing up for Christmas first?
65. Who’s got the most scars (physically)?
66. Who would survive the longest in the wild?
67. Who’s the most spiteful?
68. Which of the two would you choose to be stuck with in an emergency situation?
69. Who’s the most likely to hurt the other’s feelings unintentionally?
70. Which of the two has the most dominant traits, aka., which of the two would their child end up resembling the most?
71. Who makes their bed in the morning and who’s more of a slob?
72. Who’ll be caught saying “rules are made to be broken”?
73. Whose hobbies/interests change every 2-5 business days?
74. Who’d be able not to talk for the longest?
75. Whose I-Hate-Everything-And-Everyone teenage phase was the most intense/lasted the longest?
76. Who’d take the gingerbread house decorating contest just a little too seriously?
77. Who’s more likely to execute their threats?
78. Who has the more embarrassing Spotify Wrapped? + Give a run-down of each character’s Spotify Wrapped, in as much or little detail as you want.
79. Who’s the most likely to take a bribe?
    Who has the hardest time finishing a train of thought because they get distracted by a million other things along the way?