Self shippers with facial hair:

Imagine the comfortable, trusting intimacy of your F/O giving you a traditional shave, with a hot towel and a straight razor.

They gently stroke the blade over your face, careful not to cut you even once. The motion of it against your face and neck is almost sensual.

After they’re done, they rub your face tenderly, and pat you with your favorite aftershave, before leaning in to kiss your clean cheek.