All these dating asks made us want to share this 🤣

Things you would have to put up with if you were dating us (aka things our partner system already puts up with.)

– you hear “sorry, doll.” from across the room and are shot with a foam dart from our enormous nerf sniper rifle.

– we start singing loudly at you to the most embarrassing 70s and 80s songs on our playlist whenever they come up.

– head bumps when we want affection.

– coffee snobbery every single morning, broken only by tea snobbery when Jane fronts.

– going all out on holidays. Halloween lasts the entire month.

– Ben and Toko’s My Little Pony and doll collection

– 90s anime openings and meme songs