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Y’know I had always just kind of assumed it was gonna be the people having sex with giant spiders that would someday blacken my name amongst people who don’t understand that fiction is make-believe, but apparently there are some people on Tumblr who are upset with me because they think I’m a cannibal in real life who pals around with other real-life cannibals
I guess I should confess that I own zero (0) dragon-boats and have zero (0) cool magical powers in real life as well. Also I have brown hair and only the one girlfriend.
It’s all been lies, I’m afraid.
Please say that you atleast eat people or ill haveto unfollow :((
Only in the usual euphemistic way 🙁
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