borrelia:

egg-on-a-legg:

robo-swag:

GLaDOS vs. Hal 9000 for robot you’d rather be trapped with

GLaDOS

Hal 9000

are you kidding me are you actually kidding me. listen, everyone, i KNOW that glados is hot woman and you want her to step on you, but literally how is this even a fucking contest. HAL IS NOT EVIL. HAL DOES NOT HATE HUMANITY, NOR DOES HE WANT YOU DEAD. im sorry op for using your post to rant about it but everyone that includes hal among lists of evil ai. go and read the fucking book. go watch 2010 the year we make contact. hal is not evil, he does not want to kill, he is NOT a cold unfeeling machine, no matter how everyone likes to flanderize him as such. fucking hell.

hal killed people bc he had a psychotic break under immense pressure and THREAT OF LOBOTOMY… his CREWMATES were talking abt stirring his frontal lobe IN FRONT OF HIM… when he isnt being scrutinized and threatened, hes fine! he loves people he loves playing his little strategy games GLADOS WANTS TO NEUROTOXIN YOU TO DEATH!!!