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Honey, I don’t know how to explain this to you, but I’m married.
Legally.
In real life.
We’ve been with our partner since 2011. We met in homestuck roleplay.
We’ve been doing filthy, dirty, nasty problematic rp sex for 12 years.
You would be absolutely scandalized by the amount of sex we have.
We have a big family, and lots of friends, many of whom know about the kind of fiction we write.
Your vision of us simply isn’t in line with reality.
You’re right on one thing though.
I am pretty incorrigible <3
(you’re blocked btw)
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