berry-lost:

When I’m an adult I want to write a book series and make a ship- like make two rival characters and give them a past, and so much tension; basically just make the ideal ship that most of the fandom will ship. I’ll make it go on for at least 3 years (I’ll also introduce other characters that people will probably ship these characters with.) and then eventually I’ll make the reveal that these two ‘rivals’ are actually also lovers and have probably been together the whole time. And the only reason I want to do this is to see the fandom break down into shambles over this.