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blackheart-biohazards:

Thoughts on the super Mario movie:

⭐ the most painfully sincere and enthusiastic piece of cynical marketing media I’ve seen in a long time.

⭐ reveled in the minutiae and detail of its legacy rather than being embarrassed by it.

⭐ could have used more for Luigi to do.

⭐ this movie will be very important to the 6 year olds who saw it.

9/10 will not shut up about it for a like week; expect fan content

So you are telling me that bowser doesn’t kiss Luigi?

regrettably there is no kissing in the film but the one almost kiss is between the brothers.