tigirl-and-co:

prokopetz:

It’s true that Homestuck contains a lot of things, and it’s also true that Homestuck fans lie constantly and fluently about what Homestuck contains, secure in the knowledge that it’s logistically impracticable to fact-check them. Like, what are you going to do, actually read it?

I mean also a lot of Homestuck stuff can be explained in a way to make it *technically* true but a really goddamn weird way of saying it.