grossvampire:

You can only pick one…

$300 dollars every week into you bank account.

You can stop time for 3 minutes everyday.

Birds come to your aid whenever u need/want them

You can conjure 2 meals a day from thin air.

You get a key that unlocks all locks.

You get a 50% discount on everything.

You’ll live to be 120 and won’t physcially/mentally ‘age’ past 40.

Neverending joint.

You instantly become fluent in 6 languages of your choice.

Mystery box…