asterosian:

I have shared this dumb idea before but I don’t care, you’re hearing it again because it lives rent free in my head.

You know how many different fictional species have lifespans that are impossible for humans to reach? Like, Tolkien elves, vampires, Cybertronians from Transformers? And you know how many humans still wanna fuck them?

Imagine a heated argument between two members of one of these species where one wants to fuck a specific adult human and the other is fixating on the human’s age and fully convinced that this is wildly unacceptable and disgusting.

And then, once you’ve done that, you’ll see why arguments between two humans about the ethics of fucking different fictional species are very funny to me.