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⭕total notes: 63,782 ⭕notes before first stupid comment was added: 2,978 ⭕notes before first argument in the replies that had nothing to do with you broke out: 16,878 ⭕number of new followers from this post who will be disappointed when you resume posting your regular inane bullshit: 16 ⭕number of people mad at you now: 231 ⭕number of replies from people who missed the point of your post entirely: 14 ⭕number of replies from people acting like you shot their dog with this post: 1 ⭕number of future callout posts which will use an out-of-context excerpt from this post taken in the worst faith to get you excommunicated: ???
play again? ✅/⛔
Sounds like you’re trying to make this post breach containment, condemning it to the same meta fate it has parodied. Consider doing the following to achieve your goal
⭕post a stupid comment ——-(Achievement [25pt]: receive derision from someone who has screencapped your comment to mock you) ⭕derail the replies ——-(Achievement [25pt]: be the reason someone posts the Skinner Chalmers “good lord. what’s happening in there?” meme with regard to the notes) ——-(Achievement [50pt]: cause someone to painstakingly redefine a political ideology in the replies) ⭕reblog the post many times to continue an argument with someone regarding the moral defensibility of the USSR ⭕reblog the post many times to continue an argument with someone regarding the moral defensibility of Steven Universe ⭕misinterpret OP so you can use that shower argument you’ve been working on ——-(Achievement [10pt]:misuse Tumblr’s favorite therapy-word of the week) ——-(Achievement [50pt]: Cause your misused therapy word to be featured in a “words put on the shelf” meme next week) ⭕treat this post as the moral instruction for all facets of life. get very angry if it does not accurately reflect every lived experience. ——-(Achievement [10pt]: make this about Steven Universe again)
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