Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

Ship: Sabretooth (😼🔪) and Mystique

Essay outline

  • Time period– X-Factor era (90s)
  • Broad idea: during this time, Mystique and Sabretooth are technically broken up, and even marginally enemies, but neither is over the other one.
  • (headcanon) Sabretooth loves annoying Mystique with mushy, goofy music, and would sing it at her at karaoke
  • The song highlights a staple of their relationship; being very compatible together, but lacking the emotional maturity and communication skills to really connect
  • More literally, the song focuses on escape and freedom, which is something neither of them have during the X-Factor era, both of them implanted with bomb collars and forced to work for the group.
  • Sabretooth of course repeatedly tries to get Mystique to run away with him, but she fears what will happen if they do.
  • Though it takes a while, they both eventually come back to the spark that they had, and get back together, just like the couple in the song.
  • “And she said, oh its you”. Despite looking everywhere else for love, sometimes it’s in the person you least want it to be.

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