marlynnofmany:

highladyluck:

I really love the convention here of referring to people as ‘tumblr user [username]’, it has the same energy as ‘citizen’ or ‘comrade’ but with the additional top-heavy gravity of 4 entire syllables

Plus there’s the fact that it sounds dignified, and sets the stage for a hilarious pratfall given many of the names on here. You know the ones I mean.