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It’s Father’s Day here in the UK (and maybe other places too?) and despite being a fake made-up day created to sell greetings cards, it can stir up some feelings – especially if your dad is uhhh not so great.
So, if your dad sucks or you don’t have one or you just want another, don’t worry! I’m your dad now!
Services offered include:
- Falling asleep on the sofa
- Never heard of the celebrities you like
- Watching TV with my eyes closed
- Bruce Springsteen enjoyer
- Proud of you
- Sneezing loud enough to wake God
- Mildly awkward physical affection
- Proud of you
- Cannot find my glasses
- Am wearing my glasses
- Proud of you
- Proud of you
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