antique-scarecrow:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

peacefulandtranquil:

is-the-boat-video-cute:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thereelspookyone:

i-am-a-magikarp:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i-am-a-magikarp:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i can’t watch movies containing naval warfare for the same reason some horse lovers can’t watch historic war movies where horses get shot

yes, i know the cannonballs aren’t real. yes, i understand the ships are only pretending to sink. and yet, I am distress

Don’t worry! The boats just turn into submarines when the sink! They don’t actually take any damage, they just travel underwater to get a snack for being such good boats!

logically i know this, but it’s still reassuring to hear someone say it out aloud

And! When they do a really really really good job they are given boat belly rubs! and an extra warm boat bath! I am glad I could be of help to reassure you my friend!

why do we praise boats like this
boats are an invasive species and danger to the ocean and all of its natural wildlife like sharks and shipwreaks

okay wow that is a MASSIVE generalization, the boat genus has evolved over thousands of years and consists of hundreds of subspecies many of which are perfectly capable of living as part of a balanced aquatic ecosystem. boats aren’t automatically evil just because *you personally* think they’re big and scary.

@is-the-boat-video-cute your professional opinion?

Rating: Cute!

While there are invasive boat species (see: most species of yacht), most species of boat are fully acclimated to their environment!

this is my favourite genre of Tumblr post

what can i say tumblr loves shipping

#the last line really helped the whole bit sink in