contact-guy:

>be 11.5 hours into a 12 hour flight

>be reading this book because (if you’re being honest with yourself) you want to write better more accurate Sherlock Holmes fanfiction

>don’t agree with all its conclusions but it’s a pretty scholarly and well reasoned source of information and primary sources

>”oh nice the last chapter just as my flight is ending”

>the last chapter is a full throated defense of Sherlock Holmes as THE preeminent 19th century gay literary hero

>throw self out of plane