homunculus-argument:

A reverse Hallmark christmas movie, where a simple small-town guy has to go to the big city in order to do a thing, and encounters a serious no-nonsense businesswoman who has never celebrated christmas, not once in her life. And spending time with her makes him realise that it’s not that he hates christmas, what he really hates is his family. So he calls his family back home to let them know that he ain’t coming back, he’s just discovered that “family” isn’t about people you’re related to, it’s about having people in your life that don’t make you want to shoot yourself in the head.

So he stays there and lives happily ever after with her, never celebrating Christmas again.