milkshotalate:

blue-phoria:

blackheartbiohazards:

I could successfully use my fiction writing skills to eroticize, romanticize and glorify a ham sandwich.

I don’t know why people think you have to approve of topic as a person in order to eroticize (etc) it in fiction.

“You wrote about (x terrible thing) in a way that felt sexy to me! That means you must think its sexy and want it to be true in real life!!”

No?? Why would you think that. Why are you in my house. Go away.

I’m sorry you live in such a narrow worldview that the only reason you would eroticize something in fiction is because you personally want it to happen.

wasnt there a spongebob episode ??

What

What Spongebob episode are you talking about???

Spondgebob falls in love with a hamburger. At least I assume that’s the one they mean.