just learned that coke as in coca-cola as in the famous carbonated soda is canon in star wars and frankly I am upset
@jetiisse pointed out that the existence of Coca Cola in Star Wars implies the existence of real, actual, honest-to-god space cocaine, which means that not only does spice (fake space cocaine) exist, but it is in direct competition with coke (real space cocaine)
of all the countless products to make canon for the advertising deals, they had to choose the one that implied the existence of actual cocaine in Star Wars
I feel like everyone need to be aware that there is also diet coke:
and sprite:
and they’re in there cause they serve the drinks at galaxy’s edge so they made them a part of star wars.
which I think is the funniest thing to happen to star wars canon since they decided darth vader’s lightsaber can change lengths because of special effects inconsistencies in the original movies.
“Disneyland insisting that Star Wars land is canon accidentally made cocaine canon” is perhaps the funniest sentence in existence
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