vals-horny-jail:

yeomanrand:

nerianasims:

failbaby:

Super awesome and not at all puritanical

The drowned person is an idiot, but now I want 100 different euphemisms for penetrative sex. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find different ways to describe “thrust”?

I recommend to avoid the word “pistoning”.

But have you considered “pistoning” evokes the eroticism of the machine? The scent of iron and oil?

Pistoning should absolutely be used when fucking robots, for sure.