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headspace-hotel:

the “dark arts” implies the existence of the “dark crafts”

Hi I’m Gary, I’m a dark craftsman who specializes in boneworking, but I do a little blood-plumbing on the side. If you’re looking to have the fixtures in your lair or dungeon touched up or replaced, I know a guy who does fantastic black stone masonry, between the two of us I’m confident we could get everything back into shape.