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Some People: You can’t ship Blorbo and Mr. Evilkiller McMurderface! It’s so problematic. There’s an age gap!
Me: … Mr. Evilkiller McMurderface killed Blorbo’s entire family, blew up his planet and ate his best friend in front of him. Half the fics shipping them start with him imprisoning Blorbo in the Misery Cube for all eternity.
I’m pretty sure that people know this isn’t a healthy relationship dynamic to aspire to. I’m also pretty sure the age gap is the least of the reasons why this relationship is problematic. Like. If Mr. Evilkiller McMurderface weren’t 9 years older than Blorbo would that actually fix anything?????
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