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mariacallous:

Liarmouth: A Feel-Bad Romance is the debut novel by John Waters, published on May 3, 2022.

Con artist and thief Marsha “Liarmouth” Sprinkle orchestrates a heist at the Baltimore/Washington International Airport with her partner in crime Daryl, to whom she has promised sex once a year. They are caught during their luggage theft scheme and are separated. They continue their thieving ways apart, and Daryl’s penis starts talking.

I can’t wait.