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Funniest part of Magic the Gathering lore is the plane where vampires are evil Catholics, and they finally find and revive Vampire Jesus (who is a woman). And Vampire Jesus goes “What the fuck is wrong with you all? This is literally the opposite of what I said to do. Vampirism is a curse to take on to serve a burden of the church and you all are just using it for power and racism?”
And then so many vampires were like “But I want power, not responsibility” that they went “Can’t believe Vampire Jesus was wrong about Vampire Jesus’s teachings, we should schism.”
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