vaspider:

I can’t get over the fact that Dick fucking Cheney said, basically, that Trump is too evil of a dude for him to get behind.

That’s like… fuck, idk… that’s like Dick Cheney saying a politician is too fucking evil for him to work with. The dude who famously shot a dude in the face and the dude apologized to him. That fucking guy.

Old joke I used to hear:

Dick Cheney said to his wife “honey, can you believe it, they’re comparing me to Darth Vader!”

“Don’t worry, dear,” his wife replied, “it humanizes you.”

So yeah.