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Oh, you wanna get into Metal Gear? Excellent! We have this guy, Big Boss-ah no that’s his body double yea, that’s Venom. Anyway so Big Boss worked with this dude called Kazuhira Miller-no that’s Liquid Miller, he’s one of Big Bosses clone sons he’s impersonating Miller. Miller’s dead yeah. So anyway, Big Boss also worked with this guy, Revolver Ocelot. No sorry that’s Liquid Ocelot he’s possessing Revolver Ocelot but kinda not really. Anyway-
*Muffled Sounds* Oh don’t mind the Ninja. That’s Gray Fox. He’s also called Null also he’s dead too, that’s Mr. X. No no Mr.X is Olga Gurlukovich, she now works with Solid Snake..hmm?
Solid Snake! The main clone son, the twin of Liquid-THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE that’s Solidus Snake the 3rd clone- yeah there’s a fake Donald Anderson too don’t worry about him.
Pardon?
Oh him?
That’s Iroquois Pliskin.
..Solid Snake
(I am booed off stage)
Solid Snake?
Oh no, sorry that’s just “Snake” yeah he’s a clone of Solid Snake.
No, no, not another clone of Big Boss. A clone of Solid Snake. Yes, its different, trust me.
Don’t worry, he’s not canon.
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