BlackHeart Biohazards

tigirl-and-co:

the-bar-sinister:

me, on the witness stand, testifying to the character of a man who

• looks so handsome in his suspenders with his sleeves rolled up
• stands in front of the ice box at 2 am eating a ham sandwich
• smiles like a ray of sunshine with a head injury
• grabs his girl and dances with her to ‘ain’t we got fun’ on the radio
• has absolutely been covered in blood to his elbows SO MANY TIMES

“He’s just a silly guy, your honor! He’s my special jelly bean! He’s my pookie bear! You can’t put him away!😭😭😭😭”