Miles Edgeworth (Sir, please wear your glasses in court. You can’t see shit)

Franziska von Karma (Foolishly Foolish Fool *whip cracking noise*)

Godot (Everyone’s favourite caffeine addict)

Klavier Gavin (“I’ve never felt this way for a man before”)

Simon Blackquill (British Samurai Bird Man)

Nahyuta Sahdmadhi (Ever seen a monk prosecute? More likely than you think)

Barok van Zieks (Wine Mum energy *leg slam*)

Kazuma Asougi (Huh, where have I seen this storyline before?)

Zacharias Barnham (Diet van Zieks kinda but he’s a good boy)

Darklaw (Angry Cat Lady)

Manfred von Karma (May I remind you his card number is actually set to 1)