catgirl-catboy:

As much as I love shipping the guy, y’all need to know that Apollo Justice is fundamentally undateable.

At multiple points, this guy sees one nervous movement, then creates a whole ass story to create it. Can you imagine living with that? “You said your day was fine, but you shifted your stance a bit. Clearly, you are considering quitting your job.”

And the worst part is he’s right, so you can’t call him crazy for it.