discount-supervillain:

A three panel excerpt from a nonexistent comic depicting a Western AU of Steven Universe. Specifically, Pearl looking down on a nervous Steven from the saddle, a cigarillo in her mouth and ornate rifle slung across her shoulder. Both wear broad-brimmed hats and bandannas around their necks, though Pearl also wears a poncho with a skull sewn into its corner. She says, "Well hell... if it ain't the Quartz Kid, in the flesh."
The next panel is a shot of Steven's hand inching towards his gun, which is patterned after Rose's sword, its holster already unbuckle. 
The last panel is a closeup on pearl's eye, which seems to glow faintly as she says, "Still clingin' to yer mama's iron, I see."ALT
A request for a Steven Universe Western AUALT
Another panel, but in black and white, and unrelated to those in the first image. This depicts an old-timey greg in a bowler's hat with a puffy-sleeved shirt slumped over a piano, saying, "Stephen, yer mama was the rootin'-est, tootin'-est outlaw in the whole of the durned west."ALT

Another one picked out by the Patreon