The fact that there are things happening again with homestuck (the franchise???) that are or may be in the future to some greater or lesser degree makes me want to bury my head in the ground and maybe cry a little.

Just let it die. Please, please just let it die. I am begging you. It stopped being good halfway through act 6. It has been a shambling corpse puppet since the middle of act six, just as its creator intended.